I love when my friends give me assignments. Being that I’m 29, this is pretty suitable. I was told to rip this shit apart. 30 Things Every Woman Should Know and Have. Sure, tell me more about what I should and shouldn’t know, stranger. I thought to myself, Christ, with that title, this should be good. I read the first two points and thought “meh, I guess, whatever” and then the third point struck the cord of Yes, I Will In Fact Blog About This.
Woooooooooooooo no more shitty fucking Star Wars! You guys have no idea how happy this makes me. Revenge of the Sith did not redeem the two previous garbage movies so here’s hoping The Force Awakens isn’t wildly disappointing. I’m going in with pretty high expectations which isn’t good. I mean, obviously it has to be better than the trash previously released.
Okay, this is the last of the shitty Star Wars. Revenge of the Sith. PS definitely had no idea the term “sith” meant bad guy until I started watching these movies. Just thought it was some….word. Haha, Christ.
Finally, after 29 years of being on this planet, I am watching Star Wars. Forever ago, I watched Harry Potter and “live tweeted” the adventure on here. Once I was done that franchise, I asked which series I should watch next: Twilight, Star Wars, or The Hunger Games. Shockingly, Hunger Games won and I decided screw you people. I don’t want to watch Hunger Games.
The recent ban on pit bulls in Montreal has caused an uproar across Canada. Many people are for the new law, but way more people are against it. I’m under the assumption that there are more people against the law because, you know, it’s bullshit.
First of all, saying you’re going to ban “pit bulls” is extremely vague. What you’re banning, I assume?, is the bully breed. Here is a list of bully breeds. Sorry literally everyone I know, YOUR DOG BANNED IN MONTREAL.