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Fluid.

I am the worst blogger of all time. Well, that can’t be true. I’m sure there are worse bloggers than I, but man, I’m pretty shitty. It’s been a month since I’ve written anything. I think about my blog and it gives me a little anxiety because each day goes by and I’m like “remember when you promised you’d do better in 2017?” LOL silly girl sitting on a thrown of empty promises.

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30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She’s 30.

I love when my friends give me assignments. Being that I’m 29, this is pretty suitable. I was told to rip this shit apart. 30 Things Every Woman Should Know and Have. Sure, tell me more about what I should and shouldn’t know, stranger. I thought to myself, Christ, with that title, this should be good. I read the first two points and thought “meh, I guess, whatever” and then the third point struck the cord of Yes, I Will In Fact Blog About This.

Let’s get on with it!

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Okay, this is the last of the shitty Star Wars. Revenge of the Sith. PS definitely had no idea the term “sith” meant bad guy until I started watching these movies. Just thought it was some….word. Haha, Christ.

Here we go!

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Now that Christmas and all that shit is over with, IT’S TIME TO START HATING STAR WARS. I finished the original trilogy and now it’s on to the part of Star Wars everyone wishes they could forget. I’m definitely going in with incredibly low expectations so maybe it will be better than what everyone says! Go Phantom Menace! I believe in you!

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: A New Hope.

Finally, after 29 years of being on this planet, I am watching Star Wars. Forever ago, I watched Harry Potter and “live tweeted” the adventure on here. Once I was done that franchise, I asked which series I should watch next: Twilight, Star Wars, or The Hunger Games. Shockingly, Hunger Games won and I decided screw you people. I don’t want to watch Hunger Games.

So I went with Star Wars.

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