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Fluid.

I am the worst blogger of all time. Well, that can’t be true. I’m sure there are worse bloggers than I, but man, I’m pretty shitty. It’s been a month since I’ve written anything. I think about my blog and it gives me a little anxiety because each day goes by and I’m like “remember when you promised you’d do better in 2017?” LOL silly girl sitting on a thrown of empty promises.

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I can has the Liebster Award.

Hola friends,

The ever so fabulous Alison over at A Pierman Sister in Paris decided I was cool enough to receive the Liebster Award. What is this, you ask? Well, I don’t……even know. I had to look it up as I hadn’t actually heard of it. Basically, it’s an award for new blogs who spark peoples interests. Hurray, people think I’m neat! Alison described my blog as “humorous posts about sometimes very personal topics.” Which is very accurate. I’ve never even been able to describe my blog besides “it’s probably something you wouldn’t be interested in”, so now I know how to better describe myself. Thanks Alison.

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6 blogging tips I have chosen to ignore.

Well, I’ve had my blog for roughly two and a half months now so clearly I know everything about everything when it comes to blogging. I’m practically a pro. I don’t need no blogging tips. LIES. These are all lies. Over the past two months, I’ve been looking around online to see how I can improve this bitch. I’ve taken into consideration a few things but there are some tips I just…can’t…give a shit to do. Maybe down the road when my blog isn’t such a fetus anymore, I will actually change my mind of such advice.

But today is not that day.

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