I am the worst blogger of all time. Well, that can’t be true. I’m sure there are worse bloggers than I, but man, I’m pretty shitty. It’s been a month since I’ve written anything. I think about my blog and it gives me a little anxiety because each day goes by and I’m like “remember when you promised you’d do better in 2017?” LOL silly girl sitting on a thrown of empty promises.
Woooooooooooooo no more shitty fucking Star Wars! You guys have no idea how happy this makes me. Revenge of the Sith did not redeem the two previous garbage movies so here’s hoping The Force Awakens isn’t wildly disappointing. I’m going in with pretty high expectations which isn’t good. I mean, obviously it has to be better than the trash previously released.
Let’s get to it.
Actually, my birthday is in August. BUT IT’S MY BLOG’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
That’s right kids, this blog was created one year ago today.
LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT.
So it’s almost been a full 2 weeks since I’ve last written in here and I’m not even sorry. I could make the excuse that I’ve been busy or that I’ve been sick or I have been dealing with issues at home, but I can’t because none of these things are true.
Before the moms out there get all up in a hizzy because I don’t have kids therefore I immediately have no idea what I’m talking about, I thiiiiiiiink I actually do know what I’m talking about in this situation. I know parenting is one of the hardest things you can ever do, which is why it sounds like a terrible idea in my mind, but even us non-parents know when you’re doing it wrong.
I give you the story of my night at the gym last night.
Funny how it’s called “motivational” considering the last time I wrote in here was a week ago, implementing Motivational Mondays with Jess. Bitch clearly doesn’t motivate me to write. This week, I’m going to give zero context as it’s better that way. I’m sure you can all draw your own correct conclusions as to what we were discussing at the time. If I were spiritual, it would speak to me on that kind of level while at the same time, probably pissing off a lot of people.
Hope you’re all experiencing a fabulous long weekend Monday, unless you live in a country that doesn’t have a Labour Day. If that’s the case, well…..get back to work.