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Carolyn watches Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Woooooooooooooo no more shitty fucking Star Wars! You guys have no idea how happy this makes me. Revenge of the Sith did not redeem the two previous garbage movies so here’s hoping The Force Awakens isn’t wildly disappointing. I’m going in with pretty high expectations which isn’t good. I mean, obviously it has to be better than the trash previously released.

Let’s get to it.

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Okay, this is the last of the shitty Star Wars. Revenge of the Sith. PS definitely had no idea the term “sith” meant bad guy until I started watching these movies. Just thought it was some….word. Haha, Christ.

Here we go!

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.

So everyone says I’m going to hate Attack of the Clones more than Phantom Menace. I just…can’t see how it can be worse. There’s no way. I refuse to believe you.

LET’S DO THIS.

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Carolyn watches Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Now that Christmas and all that shit is over with, IT’S TIME TO START HATING STAR WARS. I finished the original trilogy and now it’s on to the part of Star Wars everyone wishes they could forget. I’m definitely going in with incredibly low expectations so maybe it will be better than what everyone says! Go Phantom Menace! I believe in you!

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