So it’s almost been a full 2 weeks since I’ve last written in here and I’m not even sorry. I could make the excuse that I’ve been busy or that I’ve been sick or I have been dealing with issues at home, but I can’t because none of these things are true.
Tonight’s fantastic motivational poster is brought to you by the Presidential debate that happened this evening. Because screw Jess! I decided to watch the 2 mind numbingly painful hours of this debate because you know, why not? Why not see what America gets to deal with when November comes around ya’ll have to vote. Well, much like the Republican debates I watched earlier this year, I’m pretty much ready to kill myself.
If any of you out there are voting for Donald Trump and follow my blog, please unsubscribe. Stop following me, delete me off Twitter (which I definitely blew up tonight), Facebook, Instagram, whatever form of social media you’re following me on. Delete me from our friendship. I refuse to be associated with someone who agrees with him on basically anything. That man is THEE most arrogant piece of shit I have ever seen, which I already knew, but this really solidified it.
It was just a privilege listening to him continuously interrupting Hillary to mansplain everything and splatter on about fucking nothing for 2 hours.
So, below is one of my favourite quotes from The Donald.
It took me four times to spell Motivational right.
Funny how it’s called “motivational” considering the last time I wrote in here was a week ago, implementing Motivational Mondays with Jess. Bitch clearly doesn’t motivate me to write. This week, I’m going to give zero context as it’s better that way. I’m sure you can all draw your own correct conclusions as to what we were discussing at the time. If I were spiritual, it would speak to me on that kind of level while at the same time, probably pissing off a lot of people.
Hope you’re all experiencing a fabulous long weekend Monday, unless you live in a country that doesn’t have a Labour Day. If that’s the case, well…..get back to work.
Do you know what I think sucks? Motivational posters and the quotes that go with them. They’re annoying and obvious and boring. You see them everywhere, which is unfortunate. Mostly in doctors/dentists offices. You know what I don’t give a shit about/don’t want to look at when you’re drilling a hole in my mouth or telling me I have cancer?
I believe you succeed at sucking dick.