About Me!

“Carolyn is a caustically funny, caps-loving gif machine with worryingly intense fan obsessions that will likely lead to a stress-induced early death.”

– Jess Emsley


I like animals more than people and that includes you.
I don’t know what’s in store for this blog, even though I’ve had it for 2 years now, but there will be lots of my own opinions, thoughts, rants, spelling and grammar mistakes, and so on. I use a lot of foul language and won’t apologize for it because swearing is a way of life.
I am a firm believer in people admitting when they’re wrong.
I find myself yelling about the world unless I’m traveling it, which is what you will find here.
I really hate filling out a bio.

19 Responses

  1. Not gonna lie I’m in love with your blog. It’s fucking incredible! (Disclaimer: I promise I’m not a creepy stalker and currently have no restraining orders out against me as proof)

  2. as says above, (you’re) “desperate for friendship.” well, ask anyone, my 3 or 4 blogger acquaintances inkloodid, I AM CREEPY. sometimes i try not to be. most my posts prove that, except when they’re NOT about me.

  3. Gosh. A real lady follow. How did that happen. Mother will be delighted. I’m soooo touched at your kind attentions. PS I read the post about whores and hoes. I have a hoe in my shed which I think may mean I’m running an immoral establishment. This is worrying. Do you hand out advice?

  4. I just cannot seem to figure this out, but how can I follow you on WordPress? I looked all over your post and only saw an email sign up… I must be blind to it.. any help? 🙂

    1. Hey Tiffany!

      I just noticed that my green “Follow” button has disappeared sooooo I’m not entirely sure right now. I’ve asked the WordPress Gods to see what they can do and I’ll get back to you 🙂

  5. FYI for anyone else who comes across a no green follow button… work around is I found you again on reader by searching one of your more unique topics (“ranty rants”) and hit the follow button on the reader instead… it’s a bit of extra work… but it works 😛

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