I know I know, I’m doing ANOTHER vlog. How annoying. This one isn’t NEARLY as long as the last one I did, but it’s still not short. That’s because Husband Graeme and I were showcasing our abilities to smart. Today on the vlog, Graeme and I attempt to write down every American state.
We just watched the Friends thanksgiving episode where everyone tries to write down all the States. Ross says it’s easy to do and in a wacky fun times turn of events, HE CAN’T DO IT!!! What an IDIOT.
So I said out loud “I mean, it can’t be THAT hard” to which Graeme rebuttal’d, “it probably is.”
Spoiler alert, it’s harder than you think.
I managed to get 38/50 and then I gave up.
Graeme got 41/50.
But to be fair, I didn’t make up my own state like Graeme did. He thought Omaha was a state. What a cutie patootie. However, I definitely forgot Montana was a state even though Saskatchewan and my province, Alberta, share duties in being the states hat. How embarrassing.
For some reason, it looks as if we’ve both eaten all of the States we missed. I know the old saying is The Camera Adds Ten Pounds, but Jesus, what the hell camera.
Now if you’ll excuse me, these chocolate chip pancakes aren’t going to eat themselves.
States I Forgot:
- New Jersey (how embarrassing)
- West Virginia (fuck the Virginia’s apparently)
- Montana (such derp)
States Graeme Forgot:
- West Virginia (Yup the Virginia’s can suck it)
- Tennessee (Once I saw Nashville on NHL I knew it)
- New Jersey (Really thought that was just a city)
This was a fun experiment and I highly suggest you try it out.
It’s so frustrating and OBVIOUS.
Time to go bask in a sea of failure.
CAN I EVEN NAME ALL THE SEAS.