Carolyn watches Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Okay, this is the last of the shitty Star Wars. Revenge of the Sith. PS definitely had no idea the term “sith” meant bad guy until I started watching these movies. Just thought it was some….word. Haha, Christ.

Here we go!

Revenge of the Sith

Hurray last garbage Star Wars. The best of the worst.

2 hours and 20 minutes, ugh.

Pew pew! Pew pew!

Oh man, does Annie have not shitty hair?

This was 2005? Huh.

No, not R4!

Droids are so much better than humans.

Yay R2!

Obi-Wan is kind of a little bitch today.

I’ve got a bad feeling about your mom.

TURN IT OFF SPEAKERPHONE R2.

“Oh it’s you” Sigh, well I see it’s another victory for horrible acting.

SithHAHAHAH AHAHAHA Saruman. Sick flip, bro.

Always with the hands getting cut off.

Bye Saruman.

When a space ship is hit and it’s “going down”, where does it…go down to if there is no planet below? Shouldn’t it just be…floating around all broke’d up.

This old sick bad robot guy is the worst.

I need R2s panic scream to be my new ring tone. It’s just adorable.

Oh there is a planet down there. Sup gravity.

How convenient there happens to be a landing strip right where you’re crashing.

I sure wish Hayden became better at acting in his time between movies.

HI SAMUEL.

C3PO, yay!

Hurray she’s knocked up with Luke and Leia.

I need Annie and Padme to stop speaking to each other.

“How longs it going to take for us to be honest with each other?” Probably before you get married oh wait.

Yoda better have another ridiculous fight scene.

So if you mourn and miss someone you love who has died, it’s the path to the dark side? That’s stupid. Why don’t you just train robots to become jedi’s then you don’t have to worry about human emotions getting in the way. JEDI’S ARE JUST NUNS WITH SUPER POWERS.

“I am overwhelmed sir” ARE YOU THOUGH.

“How can you do this. This is an outrage.” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA;JGBKDFBSDKFJ ACT FOR FUCK SAKES.

Yes, wookies.

“I hope right, you are” Yoda off, fuck.

SithI kind of have the same hair as Annie today.

This looks like a very boring bubble show.

YOU WERE HIS APPRENTICE, CHANCELLOR, I BET.

SO MANY WOOKIES! A planet of wookies is so much better than a planet of jar jar’s.

Where is that cunt.

“I’m not going to die in childbirth, I promise you.” Literally not something you can promise but kay.

Why don’t you just have your fucking army of 100 droids with guns kill Obi-Wan instead of your one fucking self. Oh look you have 4 arms of lightsabers I’m sure that will help. 1 shot to his face with a gun and he’s dead. Christ bad guys annoy me. “no, he’s mine.” IS HE THOUGH. HE’S A FUCKING JEDI YOU IDIOT. JUST SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. “Why do the quick obvious solution when I can die instead?” BECAUSE MOVIE FILLER M I RITE.

I sure wish I had a giant salamander to ride around on.

Did you have to have that conversation while walking in a circle.

Huh, Annie actually told Samuel the chancellor is evil. Good for you, you go Glen Coco.

Padme and Annie staring into the windows was their best acting.

GO SAMUEL!

ANNIE IS GOING TO KILL SAMUEL I BET.

But first, his hand must go. Man that’s not getting old at all.

BYE SAMUEL.

“What have I done?” forgot acting lessons.

Darth Vader, woohoo.

Do you think your wife is going to stay with you now that you’re evil. I hope she leaves him and hooks up with Obi-Wan. That’s just good TV.

RIP GIANT SALAMANDER.

RUN CHEWY RUN AWAY!

Why did we never meet Chewy’s friend?

Sup Mordor.

I’m getting bored, do more things.

Yoda fighting. Yes.

Oh god, is Annie’s face turning into….sith-y?

He looks like the beginning stages of Regan in The Exorcist.

Oh Hayden, you are zero percent threatening.

Probz shouldn’t choke a pregnant chick.

I think Yoda is finally growing on me.

Lol Yoda’s lightsaber is so short.

SithJust makeout already.

HIS LEGS.

WHY DON’T YOU JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY OBI-WAN. WOW. And you know, confirm he’s dead.

I mean, yeah. After being left to burn alive and having my legs cut off, I would probably want to kill Obi-Wan too.

Annie is literally the definition of a hot mess.

SUP DARTH.

God. Darth’s big “nooooooooo!” is the worst. They should have just left it as him getting the helmet put on and breathing for the first time.

Wait what. Liam Neeson is alive. OH right because of the stuff. And things.

OH HI JAR JAR THANKS FOR COMING OUT.

Death Star!


Well, it’s over. This was OBVIOUSLY the best movie out of the three shitty ones. Jar Jar was in one scene and didn’t speak. That is a success. Padme dies, which is great. There wasn’t much that kicked ass in this movie and nothing outright sucked a bag of dicks except for the horrible acting. The acting wasn’t AS bad as the second movie though.

Either way, I don’t plan on ever watching these movies again mostly because Hayden Christensen is the goddamn worst.


All picture from www.starwarsscreencaps.com.

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2 thoughts on “Carolyn watches Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

  1. Brian Lageose

    Brilliance: “Where is that cunt.” Runner-up: The “pew pew” that I love so well, it just helps me live to see another day. Now, run take a scalding hot shower (scrub extra hard with that Jedi loofah so Padme and Jar Jar can swirl down the drain) and prepare yourself for the eventual viewing of “Rogue One”. It’s actually not terrible, and there’s a homoerotic subtext with two of the minor characters, so I didn’t completely rue the purchase of a ticket. And there are pew pews, so it’s all good…

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    1. Lady Dickson Post author

      I love how you’re so into “pew pew”. It makes me chuckle.

      I have to watch….the other one first. Uhhh, I don’t know. The one that came out last year. I think.

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