A fellow blogger over at…her blog…often has Random Thoughts of the Day blog posts which I thought would be fun to copy since I’m boring and can’t think of anything else to write about. Why not steal other people’s ideas?
6 Random Thoughts I Had During The Day.
I wonder what it’s like to not have to plan my day around rain.
Yesterday, I lost my damn shit over the fact that it started to rain right after work. I check every morning what the weather is supposed to be like and attempt to plan accordingly. Yesterday it was sunshine and lollipops. During the day, it changed to Rain At Eleven PM. No big deal, I’ll be in bed, it can rain all it wants then. No no, NOPE. I get changed into my workout gear (I walk home from work when it’s nice out), exit to the outsideness and boom, it starts to drizzle all up in my hizzle. I look to the sky and a huge storm cloud is over top me ready to unleash hell. I actually said to the sky “are you FUCKING kidding me”, walked in a huff to the bus stop and did what every good millennial does and bitched about it on twitter.I pride myself on being a giver of no fucks, but when something annoying happens continuously, I can no longer hold any form of chill and girlfriend loses her mind. So angry. It would be stunning if Mother Nature could get off her period.
I have no idea what I want to do when I grow up.
When I was first asked back in…I don’t know what grade…probably 1 or 2…what I wanted to be when I grew up, I shrugged and said “iunno…” Then I saw Twister and decided I wanted to be Helen Hunt and chase tornadoes. Still applies, tornadoes are cool, too bad I don’t know how to science. Then high school came around and everyone was yelling that I needed to figure out what I wanted to do with the rest of my life in 3 years. Neat and necessary pressure for a 15 year old. “iunno…” was still wobbling around in the ol’ brain and I figured, fuck it. I’ve got 3 years. I’ll figure it out.Upon graduation, I was still clueless. Now at the hilarious age of 29, “iunno…” is still 100% a thing. Jesus Lord you’d think I’d have it figured out by now but NOPE. I just want to play with pandas.
I can’t stand when people have a frog in their throat but can’t clear it.
Man….and I KNOW it’s a pain in the ass to be said person with amphibians playing the trumpet all up in your noise maker, but being the person having to listen to it is one of my biggest pet peeves. See that water bottle right in front of you? DRINK SOME OF THAT BEAUTIFUL LIQUID AND THE FROG WILL HOP AWAY FFS.
Why do people believe in horoscopes?
This has always been weird to me. Considering there are 9862349126 websites with 9236742963 different answers to your daily scope, why…how are people taking this shit to heart. Sure, you freaks have your one website/horoscoper that you are faithful to and think all other horoscopes are wrong and not applicable to daily life but….why. How did you get to this point in your life?
What is Dave Navarro up to?
I have absolutely no explanation for this. According to Wikipedia, he is the host of Ink Masters (zero percent of you should be shocked) which is one of the million tattoo shows out there right now. I’m betting it’s on A&E or the History Channel because reasons. Oh, it’s on Spike. Right, I always forget about that abortion of a channel.
It’s weird to think there is a skeleton living inside you and your muscles and flesh and blood are just a warm blanket keeping your skeleton from freezing. Except that your rib cage is just a giant hat for your intestines.