WELL, now that I’m done my shitty reviews of Harry Potter, and oh what a lovely 8 weeks it was, I need a new movie series to watch. Specifically one that I give zero fucks about because maybe it will have the Fred Weasley affect on me and I will fall in love with it.
But instead of just deciding what’s next on my own, I’m giving everyone else the opportunity to choose what I should torture myself with.
What should Carolyn watch next?
- The Hunger Games (36%, 25 Votes)
- Twilight (33%, 23 Votes)
- Star Wars (30%, 21 Votes)
Total Voters: 69
I haven’t seen any of these movies. Okay, that’s a lie, I did see the first Twilight movie when it first came out back in 2008. I dragged my fresh to death boyfriend, now husband, to this movie and the fact that he didn’t dump me immediately after is a testament to how much he loves me. Or how stupid he is, who knows, really. I read the first book and hated every second of it so I’m not entirely sure why I went to see the movie. Chances are, if you hate a book, the movie will be worse. Lo and behold, it was fucking awful.
I learned a long time ago that Vampires don’t sparkle.
As for Star Wars, I know, I know, I’m crazy for never seeing it but I blame everyone but myself. Aren’t my so called friends the ones who were supposed to watch them with me? Or my parents to introduce them to me? So not my fault.
I don’t know a fucking thing about The Hunger Games except Thor’s brother (not Loki) is in it, I like Jennifer Lawrence, and that I often volunteer as tribute to things I really really want. Graeme, the husband, watched the first movie purely out of boredom and fell asleep. To be fair, he falls asleep during all movies. The most recent one being Interstellar.
So, his opinion is moo.
But your opinions are not moo. They are full moot.
No, wait, that would mean they are still pointless and unnecessary.
They are better than a cow. They’re dolphins. Because dolphins are smart.
I’m going to bed.