Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 6.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Oooo it’s starting off so dark. This is promising.

Oh yeah. I keep forgetting this is like, in Modern Human Land and not some kind of Middle Earth of Harry Potter.

This whole bridge collapsing situation is actually a major fear of mine.

How old is Harry now. Like, are you old enough to be asking people on dates. Should you be out unsupervised?

Dumbledore

HAHA. Dumbledore. You look like you fit in.

Yeah, just taste that rando blood falling from the ceiling, DUMBledore.

Hedwig is such a cute name.

Ooooo Harry and Ginny……I saw thaaaaaat looooooook.

SNapeNoooooooo Snape. Bad Snape.

HI TWINS! <3

“I need some air” Harry, you’re on a train.

I wish I was Luna.

Snape finally gets the Dark Arts! Hurray!

Of course the females are extremely interested in the Love potion because that’s what women want more than anything. A man obsessing with them. It’s all fun and games until you wake up in an ice bath with your kidney missing.

Why the fuck would Dumbledore give a shit if Hermione and Harry were together.

I wish bad guys weren’t always dressed in ALL black. Like what the hell. I wore all black today. ………..and my hair is platinum blonde. God, I am Draco.

OH THANK CHRIST THERE IS QUIDDITCH I TOTALLY MISSED IT AND OBVIOUSLY LOVE IT.

Oh Ron, you are so clueless.

WeirdUMMMMM SO THIS IS TERRIFYING.

Worst. Dinner Party. Ever.

LUNA THE LION WHY ARE YOU PERFECT.

Did Hermione just kill a bunch of birds because Ron doesn’t like her. THE ANGST IS MURDEROUS WITH THIS ONE.

I both love and hate how slow Snape speaks.

DracoOkay, the way Snape and Draco spoke to each other is how sexually frustrated people speak to each other. And obviously the caretaker is so jelly.

Death Eaters are cool.

Oh nooooo not the Weasley house 🙁

Ron, you need to kick this clingy bitch to the curb.

Ron is having a seizure, call 911. Or whatever the Hogwarts version of 911 is. Ninecium Oneculous Onecio.

ConfusedThe fuck did we just watch?

Like, I know people said Snape had a bigger role in this movie….but….it’s not THAT much bigger, God.

HOLY FUCK HERMIONE STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE IN HIGHSCHOOL AND TELL RON HOW YOU FEEL ohwait.

Oh Harry, you gonna get in some shiiiiiiiiiiit for beating up Draco. Until Dumbledore is like “just kidding, he’s fine, he’s the chosen one guys, obviously we need to give him special treatment.”

I’m waiting for this movie to be not boring.

I am really unable to give any fucks to Professor Slughorn.

Harry on this luck potion is a Harry I can get on board with.

IS THE SPIDERS NAME ARAGORN? IS THIS WHAT I JUST HEARD.

Do we need to talk about Harry’s dead parents in every goddamn movie.

Buffy is the chosen one, actually, but thanks for coming out.

Get your head out of your ass, Dream Slughorn, obviously this is not for academia.

DumbledoreLiterally Gandalf.

This potion would be a lot easier to drink if you had a beer bong, Dumbledore.

Oh snap, it’s a million creepy Gollumses.

DumbledoreDumbledon’t fuck with me.

HARRY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING SNAPE FFS.

Classic Draco, needing to kill Dumbledore.

YAY SNAPE TO THE RESCUE OH GOD HE JUST KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

He’s just going for a Tumbledore.

I bet he’s still alive. Because Dumbledore.

HAGRID’S HOUSE! WHYYYY.

Snape is the Half Blood Prince?! Definitely didn’t see that coming.

So. Dumbledore’s alive right. Guys…… GUYS….

Tyra gone wildSNAPE, MAN.

WHY ISN’T DUMBLEDORE GETTING UP.

GUYS.

WHA THTE FUCKKL,L.SDLF.

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING. FUCK YOU.

SLJDKBG;ODJFBNVDFJVDNKFV.

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5 thoughts on “Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 6.

  1. Mike M

    Do we need to talk about Harry’s dead parents in every goddamn movie.

    This made me literally laugh out loud. Now I have co-workers walking by my office giving me strange looks. Dammit. I guess the only solution now is to avoid eye contact with anyone as I leave early for the day.

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  2. Jeff

    Yo Harry I’m really happy for you, ima let you finish, but Buffy was the best chosen one of all time

    I’m so glad you like Luna. She is literally the best.

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