Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 5.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry got a haircut, thank the Dark Lord.

HAHA HAHAHA Oh my god, his cousins fucking clothes. You don’t get to be a bully wearing that, you get to be bullied. 

Oh look, it’s the dead soul sucker….things.

Nice, got to see Twilight die again. That won’t ever get old.

Goddammit Professor Moody, why can’t you be David Tennant.

Who the hell are these other characters. INTRODUCTIONS PLEASE. Not that it matters as they’re all going to die or leave.

WHAT THE FUCK, ANOTHER DOBBY?

Ron <3

“Just because you’re allowed to use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything.” HA, SEXY.

Yay, a puppy! Oh, it’s Sirius. I guess that’s okay too.

Hahahahahaa, Voldemort in a suit, least terrifying thing ever.

YES, DRACO. He’s so much taller than you, Potter.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RAPTOR DRAGON HORSE.

I am definitely going to like Luna Lovegood. She is adorbs and weird in a non-Myrtle way.

NO HAGRID? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.

I am going to punch this pink woman in the face. Please stop speaking.

These nightmare sequences are not scary.

I hope the pink lady is Voldemort. And then I hope she dies. Forever. No wait, I like Voldemort. I hate this woman.

HAHAHALIDFJBG;DKJF oh my god, these fucking talking cat plates on her wall. You are officially the Queen Insane Cat Lady of All Cats in Catifornia.

When is everyone going to get drunk?

Ugh, Harry, you are being such a twat.

There’s no way Snape would put up with this pink woman’s shit.

How can you fire Emma Thompson, do you even know who she is you bitch.

Yeah, pink lady, get the Caretaker to spy on the sexy children.

Yay Neville, you did it. You aren’t completely useless.

DAT MISTLETOE THOUGH.

Woah Harry, channeling your inner Joker. LOOK AT ME.

I think it would be weird to see Snape smile.

JESUS. What is this weird Dobby. I don’t want it.

I wish someone would put mistletoe over me and Sirius.

HAGRID! THANK GOD. AND HIS DOG TOOOOOO!

Oh haaaaaiiiiiiiiiii Helena Bonham Carter, I love you.

Poor Neville.

Luna created a bunny and loves pudding, she is my soulmate.

OH WAY TO GO AND SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE, CHICK.

Now you have no friends.

I put my hands up in the air sometimes, sayin’ aayyyeee oh, no Azkabaan-o.

Ron and Hermione keep wearing stripes. Like, you guys are such a couple.

LOL @ GIANT. I need this scene to end.

God Harry, can you not see that Snape is trying to help you be better. Jesus.

OMFG YOUNG SNAPE WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHAHAHAHA Harry, your dad was an asshole.

YAAAAAS TWINS, YOLO ON STUPID UMBRIDGE. I finally remembered her name.

Oh no, Sirius is in trouble! Seriously, why is Thranduil here. What are you.

I cannot deal with the cat plates meowing.

Uh oh, the Giant got away. Maybe he’ll step on Umbridge.

BYE FELICIA.

I bet Snape will save the day or already be here.

IS THAT DARTH VADER? Nope, just Thranduil.

The whole….aggressively pointing your wand in the general direction of someone is wildly not threatening looking.

WHAT THE FUCK! NOOOOO, NOT SIRIUS! Bummer.

Dumbledore vs Voldemort, definitely the best fight scene. It made fighting with wands not look stupid as shit.

Yeah, Harry, you can thank SNAPE for all that mind stuff.

Oh, Umbridge was just….randomly released from the Centaurs? KAY.

Ugh, how did Snape not have anything to do with any of that?! I thought for sure with him being all “I have no idea” when Umbridge asked what Harry was talking about, he would have gone and tried to help save Sirius. LAAAAAAAME.

Sirius is totally not dead. Because magic.

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Okay so this is definitely my favourite movie so far. I actually had some feelings through it besides laughter at inappropriate moments. Sirius dying made me sad. Umbridge made me want to kill everyone who wears pink and likes cats. Voldemort is amazing. Does anyone else find Hermione wildly annoying? I hope she becomes less dramatic in the next movies. And I’ve been told Snape finally has like, an actual role in the next movies, so that makes me happy.

Long live the twins. They are amazing.

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3 thoughts on “Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 5.

  1. Colleen Houser

    Luna Lovegood is my favorite Harry Potter character. I love how positive she is.

    Also, Sirius was a dick to Snape as a kid too. Probably why he wasn’t in any hurry to go save him.

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  2. raeBird

    “Ugh, how did Snape not have anything to do with any of that?! I thought for sure with him being all “I have no idea” when Umbridge asked what Harry was talking about, he would have gone and tried to help save Sirius. LAAAAAAAME.”

    You need to read the books, because Snape does send the Order Peeps to help. He just couldn’t be obvious about it in front of Umbitch.

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    1. Lady Dickson Post author

      AGH. Dammit. That would have been wonderful to know. Although now looking back on it, the Order Peeps just randomly showing up at the end makes sense that it was Snape who told them because who else would have? Sheesh. CLEAR AS MUD.

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