Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 4.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Fuck, I just remembered David Tennant was in the 4th movie. When does he come out to play?!?!

Snakes are cool. Especially when they eat things. What a ridiculous existence.

Yay, a new character. Can’t wait for you to die and/or leave at the end.

HAHAH OH MY FUCIOJDFBNGOKJDBNF. AAAHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Ron <3 God, they are growing up!

WHAT THE FUCK. IS THAT EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Okay they would all die from impact, but sure.

I thought twins stopped dressing alike when they could goddamn dress themselves. 

God, do all the boys have the same hairstyle? Ugh, it was popular at this point, eh. That’s so unfortunate.

Oh good, I was really hoping Quidditch was more than just a fucking school yard game.

Everyone is sooooooo high.

I’m on Team David Tennant, regardless of what he does. If he burns down Hogwarts, I will stand and cheer him on.

I get that these owls are extremely reliable for delivering mail but have you ever heard of email?

Goddamn this caretaker. Do you even run, bro.

Are Ron’s only lines “bloody hell”?

UGH. What is this eye person. Gross. Put that shit away. He kind of looks like Meatloaf.

Meatloaf has no chill. There’s no way he’s a good guy.

Hey Snape, you gonna speak or…?

I BET THE FLOATING PAPER WILL SAY HARRY POTTER………….nailed it.

That dramatic turn though.

Someone stab Edward through the heart.

Oh hi, Satan. 

Naturally, Sirius is…the fire.

“Hogwarts isn’t safe anymore” – everyone in every movie.

Ron, stop being such a jealous bitch.

Did Hagrid bring Harry out to the woods to watch him bang the tall chick?

So….many things….wrong with putting Draco Ferret into what’s his face’s pants.

Like, who’s idiot goddamn idea was it to invent this game. And to perform in front of an audience. How awesome. And not at all terrible.

Go dragon.

OVER COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING, CARETAKER?

The twins are my favourite characters.

All this teenager angst and raging hormone is too much for me.

Hermione, Harry and Ron are literally Joey, Dawson and Pacey, respectively.

I NEED SNAPE TO DANCE.

Me at high school dances.

Me at high school dances.

NO FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHY GOD WHY IS MYRTLE HERE. Ugh. Worst. At least Dobby isn’t here.

Jesus. Christ. I think if my feet randomly turned into flippers, I’d probably inhale deeply to kill myself.

UGHHH Tennant, you fantastic man. Every time I think of him, he magically appears on screen. Why isn’t this life.

“I had a dream about him” – Harry about David Tennant. BEEN THERE, SWEETIE.

I wish I was watching Doctor Who.

My favourite characters, Snape, Draco, Ron and Barty are not in this movie enough.

Yep, I’d rather be hunted by a dragon and turned into a fish than face a fucking maze. A MAGICAL MAZE.

IS THAT THE FETUS OF VOLDEMORT?

Haha, oh no, twilight died…..

OH GOD THEY THREW VOLDEFETUS INTO THE CAULDRON.

Hold up, I’ve totally been to this graveyard. Or, the inspiration for it anyways. It’s in Edinburgh right?

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Sup Greyfriar’s cemetary!

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Gotta include the pooch.

I’M….FABULOUS!

Um. I expected Voldemort to have a more terrifying voice. And to be less….fleshy. Gross.

Harry’s dead parents!

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA. Boom, Twilight’s dead body on the ground, EVERYONE CHEERS. TWILIGHT IS DEAD, HURRAY!

So, they should probably cancel these games, eh?

Is Meatloaf going to turn into Tennant? Ten bucks he does.

It’s unreal how fucking smart I am.

I’D WATCH THIS MOVIE.

THIS CAN’T BE THE END. WHAT ABOUT TENNANT. HOW IS THAT THE END FOR HIM JUST GOING TO FRIGGIN AZKABAN.

GODDAMMIT.

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3 thoughts on “Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 4.

  1. Colleen Houser

    *Hermione, Harry and Ron are literally Joey, Dawson and Pacey, respectively.*

    Things that you can’t unsee!!! O_O;;

    The fourth movie is my favorite for obvious reasons (DRAGONS!), and I want a teenie tiny dragon that fits in my palm.

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